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I hope it stays dark forever I hope the worst isn’t over And I hope you...– The Mountain Goats, “No Children”
Five More Stupid Facts That I'm Willing To Share...
1. I think pennies are both useless and revolting, and always throw any that are given to me in the trash. 2. Dogs are one of the few things on this planet that can almost bring me to tears of joy. 3. My grown folks shoes are vastly outnumbered by sneakers. 4. I don’t like talking on the phone at all, but I enjoy talking to people in person. 5. My least favorite genre: Fantasy.
Want Me To Automatically Hate You? Say One Of The...
“I know a Casey, but she’s a girl.” “You mean like ‘K.C. and the Sunshine Band’?” “I know a Casey, but he/she’s a dog.” “Hey! Like ‘Casey at the Bat’, right?” “Driving that train…high on cocaine…”
me: i love ocala kid: wtf i hate this place its so boring me: then leave ocala...– From URBAN DICTIONARY.
Five Stupid Facts That I'm Willing To Share About...
1. I can’t stand driving, but dream of one day owning a new Cadillac DTS. 2. Given the choice between watching a classic film like The Godfather or watching a marathon of Transformers or some other nonsense cartoons from the ’80s, I’d probably choose the latter 9 times out of 10. 3. I wish I laughed and smiled more often. 4. I’ll eventually start writing more on this...