March 2009
19 posts
“Gold teeth and a curse for this town were all in my mouth.
Only, I don’t know how they got out, dear.” —The Shins, “New Slang”
Only, I don’t know how they got out, dear.” —The Shins, “New Slang”
“Well there isn’t really nothing to say about me, I’m just white kid on myspace”
—My cousin Zack, speaking for all of us on so many levels.
“‘Sex in the City’ is to awful girls what ‘Entourage’ is to douchebag guys.”
—A woman wise beyond her years.
My List of Pretend Band Names
Cough (Death Metal)
Sassy Grandma (East Coast Hardcore)
Flippin Pitches (Southern Rapper)
Slave Something Stupid (Regular Metal)
The Athletic Milliners (Indie)
The Cadaver Dogs (Probably Another Metal Band)
God Paid Me Money (Alterna-Pop)
County Whore (a Josh Homme band)
Werewolf Films in Brooklyn (Indie Rock)
Hashtag Awesome (One-Hit Wonder Band)
Dogshit Brooklyn Summer Camp (Dunno yet, but thanks, Radtke!)
